On Dec 24, 11:19*am, Gene wrote:
On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:16:47 -0800 (PST), Jack
wrote:





On Dec 24, 10:59 am, BAR wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:24:16 -0800, jps wrote:

A man who walked into a Michigan diner with a 5-inch knife stuck in
his chest ordered a coffee and complained only about the cold weather.

The 52-year-old man, who has not been identified, called a 911
operator in Warren on Sunday night to ask that an ambulance be sent to
Bray's, an eatery in neighboring Hazel Park.

He said he had been stabbed during an attempted robbery half a mile
away, then walked to the restaurant and called 911 from a pay phone..

On a recording of the call, the man gives a vague description of his
attacker before saying, "I'm gonna sit down at Bray's 'cause they got
a chair and it's cold out here."

Restaurant employee George Mirdita tells The Detroit News the man
calmly ordered coffee.

Police said Tuesday that the man is recovering.

Good thing the assailant didn't have a full clip of knives, eh?

This is the answer:
http://www.wtap.com/home/headlines/79817227.html

Ban all swords!

Hey! *My new organization, the National Sword Association, will have
something to say about that!

Yes friends, *you too can become a member of the NSA.... oh wait...
oops. *Nevermind.

Will you have stickers? You gotta have stickers.....

I was just handed a cease and desist from the real NSA, so my nice,
round stickers are out.

The new ones will say LSCIoDPS, for Long Sharp Cutting Instruments of
Death Preservation Society. Rectangular bumper sticker format. Is
that OK?