DUI Texas style
DUI - TEXAS STYLE
Only a person in Texas could think of this.
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport,
comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Austin , Texas after last call the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could
barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed
an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons
left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers
on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then
switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a
little and then remained still for a few more minutes as
some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,
he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time,
now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer
test.
To his am amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer
equipment must be broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. Tonight
I'm the 'designated decoy.'
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