On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:34:24 -0500, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

"WANTAGE, NJ-Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

"According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant's home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport. ...." See the whole story at:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...orts_lou_dobbs


"In the summer of his 16th year, he and 14 of his brothers and sisters
paid smugglers to let them ride atop packages of cocaine in the cargo
hold of a fishing boat bound for Texas under cover of night."

By gosh, that's real suffering. Perhaps we should just give him
honorary citizenship, or amnesty, like the other 15 million are going
to get so they can vote for a Democrat.
--

John H