On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:47:38 -0500, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

TRUE GOLFER AT THE DENTIST

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two
buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget
about the anesthetic, just pull the tooth, and be done with it. We have a
10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I
don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is surely a very brave
man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the
pain.'

So the dentist asks him, 'which tooth is it, sir?

The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your mouth, Honey, and show
him.....'

I was going to post that but figured everyone would say I was
anti-woman.

The dentist was pretty damn fast.
--

John H