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Flying Pig wrote:


Heh. No, actually, if you read closer, you'll see that we are normally in
very brief bathing attire. As to peeing over the side, we cover that for
the men when they arrive - but women are usually uncomfortable with that
:{)) As we don't have a "true" head, usually, absent a cedar bucket like
Wilbur espouses, most of the time solids are dispensed with through the
facilities, anyway.

As to "clothing optional" Lydia's very uncomfortable with the thought,
though I'm not, so she's always dressed at least in a bather. Whether or
not our guests (none that we have in mind fit the bill as far as I know)
care to go starkers is entirely up to them - but given the grief I get about
my bathing suit from her, that prolly wouldn't sit well with Lydia, either,
so, I dunno.

I guess I'll just have to ditch her, and like my friend Jere, sail naked, as
the bumper sticker and T-shirt sez, and anyone who cares to wear clothing is
welcome aboard, but I'd not tolerate their dictating what I wore or ate
(unless, as previously discussed, they wanted to buy it and share) :{))

And, FWIW, when we're not accompanied or in immediate view of others, we do
sail nekkid...


I've also found that the motion of the ocean makes many couples a good
deal more 'active' than otherwise. I don't think you need mention that.
They will figure out why women always waited for their men to return
from the sea.

BTW, this Wilbur fool has it wrong once again. It's an 'oaken' bucket -
not a cedar one. Cedar does start as being rather nice smelling but it
is an absorbent wood where oak is a good deal less absorbent. I think
you can see the obvious advantage of oak over cedar.