On Oct 31, 6:31*pm, Tosk wrote:
I need a new material for a rotating sig file and thought a list of
Harry's lies might come in handy for a few..

Here are some of the ones I remember:

Harry said his dad crossed the Atlantic in a small Skiff (Was that with
Evinrude, I don't remember?) But there is no record.

He said they (above) were welcomed to NYC with a fireboat welcome, but
there is no record.

He said his dad owned the largest marina in the north east, but no one
has ever heard of it.

He said he graduated from Yale, but is not on any alumni lists.

He said he was a writer for a newspaper, but has never produced a by
line.

He said he worked for how many presidents? I just don't remember.

He said, he rounded the Horn single handed, twice. Yeah, right.

He said he singlehanded from California to Catalina Island. Yeah right.

He said he owned a Zimmerman like Lobsta' Boat, and Donnie backed him
up, then retracted it.

He said he is not a pedophile, but constantly talks of degrading women,
and children.

He said he taught English, but he can't write.

He said he is not afraid of me or Loogie but dodged each of us this
summer after telling us he would be in our areas.

He says he is not afraid to go outside, but hides in his basement
clutching a handgun, threatening to shoot even the police if they come
in.

He said his wife was a Dr. Dr. Later he bragged about her getting her
first doctorate.

He said he was raped at the age of 11, and although he has no problem
outing anybody on anything, won't give a name.

He said... errrrrr... Did I forget any, I bet I did, little help here
folks! Thanks.

He said it the link below isn't him, but we know Harry is always
lyin'...
Here is Harry Krause:http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=14243
Harry Krause

Thanks in advance...

More from Krausie, in his own words:

I'm doing my part to ease unemployment. I'm hiring another
writer for my staff. Will be putting the ad on MONSTER.COM and in the
Wash Post.
I need more staff because 2004 is a major election year and business
booked to date indicates we'll be drowning in work. We need to hire
a
production coordinator, too. It has very little to do with the state
of
the economy, other than using it as reason to defeat Republicrap
candidates.

We have first-class benefits, including a top-of-the-line health
insurance plan, a non-contributory defined-benefit pension plan, a
401k,
and a life insurance policy equal to annual salary. We contribute
a
share of profits to the 401k on behalf of the employee. Our
employees
pay $4.50 for generic prescriptions and $8.00 for non-generics,
but
that's going up next year to $10 and $15. New employees get two
weeks
vacation the first year, and that goes to three weeks the third
year. In
addition, we have 12 paid holidays and we shut down from noon on
Christmas eve to the day after New Year's Day. We also provide 20
days
of paid sick leave a year. And we have an outside company
administering
pre-tax flexible bennies for our employees.
Our fringe benefit package follows the trade union model, except,
of
course, for the profit contributions to 401k's. Trade unions are
not-for-profit enterprises.
How do these compare to the bennies at your shop?

…Our business is up because we're on the cusp of an election year.
Our
business always goes up in a major election year.
You could say we're going to be doing very well in 2004 because
Bush is
such a total failure.

The 20 paid sick days aren't part of the "paid" days off unless
those
days are used. None of our people abuses sick leave. In fact, no
one as
yet has even come close to using 20 sick days in one year. They're
there
in case they're needed.

Oh, I forgot. We also provide everyone with LTD.

The company provides an insurance plan that pays 50% of an
employe's
salary for Long Term Disability. Employes have the option of
purchasing
an additional 16.66%, bringing their total to 66.66%. The basic
benefit
maximum is $4,000 per month. With the buy up, the limit is
increased to
$10,000 per month.