On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.