Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but
they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful
than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately
causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels
instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to
stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so
powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing
mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear,
that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT..
It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire
Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to
steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL
DEEP
BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................."PRESIDENT
BIDEN"





AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NO, the horror.