On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 19:24:33 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the:

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and
will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and
terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods
counter.

I'm heading to Wal-Mart right now!

--
John H

All decisions, even those of liberals, are the result of binary thinking.