"The D" wrote in message
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Ted Kennedy hasn't had a drink in a month!


I just got this in email:

CNN Breaking News: Former Vice President Cheney shot another lawyer in his
ongoing attempt to interprit William Shakespeare's Henry VI play. Mistakenly
Mr. Cheney said that he "there is no doubt" that he's related to the
character, Dick the butcher, who uttered the famous quote.

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