"Toots Sweet" wrote in message
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I want my new small business to succeed, so I'm going to show up late,
leave early to go fishing, and not give a damn about the bottom line
for the first year - that way, when I finally knuckle down & get to
work during year two, I'll be able to soar past all those other morons
who worked hard from day one on my personal road to success.

You need to be good friends with Harvard and Obama. Then ask for a bailout.