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who's the best?
On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:08:07 -0400, wrote:
On Wed, 9 Sep 2009 22:18:31 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:
Well... ok. When Nixon died, a friend said we should have 18 1/2 minutes of
silence in his honor.
The best Nixon line I ever saw was on a bumper sticker in DC
"Impeach the Cox Sacker"
I didn't necessarily agree but it was funny
My uncle told me about getting mugged and viewing a police line-up in
Terre Haute, Indiana.
Still remember what happened.
The cop had each guy step forward, and give name and occupation.
First guy was Mort Wilson, said he was a cork soaker at Acme Cork.
Second was Bill Chambliss, worked as a coke sacker for Coca-Cola.
Third was Jim Pierce, occupation sock tucker for Billingsley Socks.
My uncle could hardly hold back his laughter, and lost it when the
fourth guy minced forward and said.
"Hi! My name is Bruce. AND I'M THE REAL THING!"
--Vic
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