"H the K" wrote in message
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Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park.
Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at a
campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first
arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a women's
toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring down the
toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According to an
affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a
nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet had
been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man popped out
of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes, a
"completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry
about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre
incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in
the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity."
When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault,
claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed
that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse
because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent
commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he
didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When asked
if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem," Moody
said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how he was
treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest outhouse in
2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust, Moody--now
facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on September 16 for an
initial appearance.

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Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.

Harry, if you had just TALKED to your son... maybe played ball with him once
in a while, he wouldn't be crawling down into outhouse waste vaults.
Although I could see the confusion of there, and your house. He probably
thought he was home.

Thanks for letting us know what he's been up (or down) to though. Please get
him that counseling that he said he hasn't received. Perhaps if you didn't
post 348 messages a day on usenet, you'd have more time for him?

My Best,

--Mike