With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was
discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
First.'.

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the
baby now?' 'No, Not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous