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Default Skippy is a dysfunctional PUTZ! His wife is even worse for abiding the loser!!!


"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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"Flying Pig" wrote in message
I'm going to eat dinner and then relax after a day at both ends of the
mast installing the new (factory spec, DAMN Tropica Marine for not doing
that when they installed it, causing it not to work for these several
years) radar cable.


OH MY GAWD!

Skippy, are you completely incapable of learning the simplest of sailing
concepts?

One sailing concept you have consistently been completely unable to learn
is the simple fact that if you can't see where the fark you're going,
unless you are off soundings then STOP. Take all way off! Don't carry on!
Don't make excuses. ANCHOR! What a clueless hazard to navigation you and
yours are, Skippy! Pathetic and hopeless.

What kind of an IDIOT keeps sailing when there is zero visibility while
relying on a dysfunctional radar? Answer: a huge and pathetic moron along
the lines of Robert Brody, Mike Manners and Bruce at the Bangkok Dock.
What kind of an undiscerning and desperate woman lives with a man like you
or these other waste of spacers? A totally hopeless and inept, incapable
of getting a real man, Barbie Doll of a clinging vine, know nothing,
hapless, probably blonde with a death wish bimbo?

Hey Lydia, one of these days perhaps you'll get the chance to sail with a
real man and a real sailor - perhaps then and only then will you
understand the depths of your ignorance. Forget about how great a lover
Skippy might be (if he's as mediocre at love as he is at sailing then he
probably thinks the belly button is for copulation - probably because it
fits his penis well).

Ya know, I bet you've never had a REAL man in your entire life. Skippy's
lucky if he has a two-inch intellect and a 1/4 inch long sailing
experience. Your adulation is nothing more than an admission that you're
practically a virgin. Heaven forbid you ever run into the likes of me and
my 10 inch attitude with the same to back it up.

Wilbur Hubbard

Lydia says that if Skippy had one inch more, he would be a king....

But, if Skippy had one inch less, he would be a...v
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QUEEN!





Just like Ganze.