Now that's funny...

"Mrs Irish Mike" wrote in message
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page 822: human veal to be served in Congressional cafeteria on
Tuesdays.

page 433: gay marriage will be required for the oldest in each
family.

page 619: United States will now have the preface "Peoples' Republic
of".

page 799: mandatory prison term of 18 months.

page 414: No more Nascar.

page 414: no more maverick behavior

page 912: free prize in each box

page 1,012: all budget prices will not include S&H, those are extra.

page 116: lollipops may be given at doctors office only after
vaccinations and only after form 17526 is filled in triplicate and
submitted as directed (see appendix CXVII).

page 842: Death Panels will be refered to as happy meal extras.



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