Don White wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
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Hey, people get hurt boating so in the interest of keeping costs down
we may have federal boating speed limits. Oh, no more wakeboarding
either. Swimming will only be legal in areas with federally licensed
lifeguards. Rock climbing, faggedaboutit. Hang gliding, be serious,
no way, totally illegal. Playgrounds, ok but only if the kids are
immobilized in restraint harnesses on a hypoallergenic soft surface.



Looks like you may be in need of a nice safe padded room.



And locked in it with the other right-wing lu-sers here.