You just don't get it, Tom, and you never ever will. Basically,
your
party is --- toast.

Well Howdy, Krausie. How in the world are you, Old Timer?

How are things at home? I remember that you had been "cut off" in the
bedroom department. I was jus' wondering if things had improved for
you? I know even old coots want to get a little bit occasionally.

Yours always,
G C Boater