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jps wrote:
On Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:56:46 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
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On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:33:54 -0700, "Calif Bill"
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"jps" wrote in message
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On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:42:36 -0700, "Calif Bill"
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You Bill, you're my drug. I just can't get enough dork. Never could
be one myself so I have to experience it through osmosis. You're the
purest dork I've ever shot.
Dork? You are the dork here. And I figure you are on drugs. Either
legal
or illegal. But you are a druggie from your writings. Either that, or
you
are just a foul mouthed Just Plain Stupid person.
You were a dork in the Haight when I was in elementary school.

You've got dork written all over you.

Well I might have been a Dork.


Been?

Nothing qualifies you for dorkdom better than being a DINO.

Your picture appears in the OED definition.



There's no doubt Bilious is a dork. From the OED:

dork slang (chiefly U.S.).

(

[Of uncertain origin: perh. var. of dirk n., infl. by Dick n.1 3 b.]

1.1 The penis.

1964 Amer. Speech XXXIX. 118 The word dick itself serves as a model
for two variants which are probably Midwestern, dirk and dork, also
meaning ‘penis’. 1969 P. Roth Portnoy's Complaint 194 The glorious
acrobatics she can perform while dangling from the end of my dork.
1975 R. H. Rimmer Premar Experiments (1976) i. 138 It's kind of fun
to watch balls and dorks and titties bobbing in separate rhythms.
1984 Spectator 27 Oct. 34/1 A man with one leg and a vermilion
bladder, violet stomach and testicles and a scarlet dork is seen putting
it into another amputee.

2.2 A foolish or stupid person; also as a general term of contempt.

1972 D. Westheimer Over Edge (1974) ii. 23 What kind of dork do you
think I am? 1974 P. Gzowski Bk. about this Country 13/1 Meeting some
of the famous people of the country (some of whom, confidentially are
dorks). 1977 Zigzag Apr. 4/1 It will attract talentless dorks out for
a taste of notoriety or a fast buck. 1980 P. York Style Wars 14 Sid
had stepped out of the performance to give this poor dork a going over.
1984 Pop. Computing 23 Apr. 88 The same ex-rock-throwing dope smokers
of the late 60s‥are now slicked down dorks who brownnose every venture
capitalist they see.








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