On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:29:24 -0400, H the K
wrote:

"Here, hold my beer while I..."

"drive under the streaming water of the fireboat in my 36' Zimmerman
lobster style boat."

"Here, hold my beer while I..."

"safely navigate my way from San Francisco to Hawaii."

"Here, hold my beer while I..."

"slow troll in record time and catch a record amount of stripers."

"Here, hold my beer while I..."

"while I shoot Stumpy."

"Here, hold my beer while I..."

"spend all my time on rec.boats."