I drink very few beers and eat fewer Twinkies. I am a lot older than
you
are but I could easily defeat your flabby excuse for a body in a forty
kilometer bike race. If you doubt me then put up or shut up. $10,000
dollar
bet says I kick your ass in a 40 kilometer individual time trial any
time
this year. Before you lose a chunk of your wife's hard-earned money,
though,
get your sorry arse on a bike and see if you can complete 40 kilos in
less
than 62 minutes. ****, you'd be luck to finish under an hour and a
half.



Is this poor excuse for a human challenging me to a BIKE RACE????
BWAHAHAHHAHA! What? Don't you want to try hopscotch too? How about a
little tether ball?

You don't sail and don't have a boat, NEAL. My wife is taking Thomas
to the movies and I'm listening to the rain on deck as I type.
Hopefully it'll ease off and leave a bit of wind since I'm sailing at
6:00 while you watch Antiques Roadshow.

Domesticated? You bet! I just turned off the Ocean Breeze air
conditioner and put the screens in the companionway. It's beautiful
aboard a boat, even at the dock.
Bike race? This is a SAILING board. Next you'll challenge someone who
sails to a yo-yo contest! What a complete dork you are...and not
afraid to show it!



RB
35s5
NY