HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
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D wrote:
Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
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Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better.
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack
Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd?
At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good
chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because
of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather
and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the
Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book
deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she
could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The
guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off!
If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks.
That's so dumb it makes zero sense, Donnie. Get a smart kid from your
'hood to proofread your responses for wittiness.
Stupid idiot doesn't realize I've got him **** canned. And the 'smart kid'
from his hood certainly won't be his drunk son!
Hi Kevin...which of your daughters bones do you plan on breaking this
summer?
Ease up on the Georgia Bud & 'shine. Your daughter just might have a safer &
healthier holiday.
You are a one-trick pony, dummy.
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