On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 11:07:30 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

I was testing my super secret helium ion powered mass driver. I
didn't have it sighted in properly.

Jeeze - so I have a few bugs to work out - give me a break.

Don't point it at anyone unless you intend to shoot! You could
vaporize the entire state of Maryland with one little slip. :-)