On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:24:27 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:48:36 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:49:51 -0400, Gene Kearns
wrote:



You've really put your finger on the problem..... I've been a teacher
for 36 years and I have YET to figure out how to teach common sense.
You just can't fix stupid.
http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?showtopic=121349

LOL
Hmmm. Reminds me of blonde jokes, but new to me.

I don't know - a couple of those are a little suspicious - actually
most of them except for the car key one.

But, having said that, I had this happen to me. Neighbor knocks on my
door and asks if he can use the phone. Sure - what's up?

He says he changed all his phones over to wireless and they didn't
work. So I'm thinking - hmmmm...

Tell you what, let's go look at it.

Sure enough - the phones weren't connected to the phone lines and the
power cords were still in the box. So I connected the lines, plugged
in the power and the phones work.

Guys looks at me and says he's going to take the phones back.

Why?

They are supposed to be wireless.

I swear that is absoutely true. :)

Was he a really, really old guy?
If yes, keep an eye on him.
If no, keep an eye on him.

--Vic