I called my stockbroker today and asked, "What are you buying"?



His answer: "Canned goods and ammunition!"





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"I have found a certain type calls himself a Liberal...Now I always thought
I was a Liberal. I came up terribly surprised one time when I found out that
I was a Right-Wing Conservative Extremist, when I listened to everybody's
point of view that I ever met, and then decided how I should feel. But this
so-called new Liberal group, Jesus, they never listen to your point of
view..." - John Wayne