I knew it.... I knew it! ...... I knew they would eventually
release the ingredients in Viagra!

The Recipe:

* 3% Vitamin E
* 2% Aspirin
* 2% Ibuprofen
* 1% Vitamin C
* 5% Spray Starch
* 87% Fix-A-Flat.




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"I have found a certain type calls himself a Liberal...Now I always thought
I was a Liberal. I came up terribly surprised one time when I found out that
I was a Right-Wing Conservative Extremist, when I listened to everybody's
point of view that I ever met, and then decided how I should feel. But this
so-called new Liberal group, Jesus, they never listen to your point of
view..." - John Wayne