....on why sarah palin quit:


10. She's moving to the lower 48 because Alaska is just too far from
Glenn Beck.
2% 15 votes

9. After 30 months as governor, she's cracking under the stress of
protecting the U.S. from Russia.
10% 72 votes

8. She doesn't want her tenure as governor to overshadow her experience
as mayor of Wasilla.
3% 24 votes

7. She wants some time off to go hiking.
1% 14 votes

6. The Alaska state legislature wasn't giving her time to go for her
daily runs, and sweat is her sanity.
1% 12 votes

5. She's training to beat President Obama in a marathon.
1% 8 votes

4. Because that's what Joe Vogler would have done.
0% 2 votes

3. Maybe she was just jealous of all the attention Michael Jackson is
getting.
4% 35 votes
2. She's decided to run for President. Of Alaska.
4% 34 votes

1. There's another shoe left to drop.
69% 485 votes


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