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Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 4:07 pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:

You lost an anchor, almost lost the boat, and soiled your pants. No
harm?
You moved to a state that IS the last bastion of the KKK. Hmmm.
How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?
You're not around... smells fine here. Remember, the metropolitan
area I live in has far less than 1/10th the people in it than the
cesspool you're in. And why would you think I live next to an
interstate, anyway? Stalking? hehe...


2. I didn't "almost lose the boat," because I knew what to do.
3. No soil in my pants.


" I thought I was going to lose the boat" Uh, huh. More lies.




"I thought I was going to lose the boat" is not the same as "almost lost
the boat." You're not too skilled in English.







4. I take one of the seven local commuter buses.


Bus rider... I bet you get one of the "special" seats.



Damn right I ride the commuter bus to go downtown. Costs $20 to park
where I go downtown, and when you add in wear and tear on the cars and
gasoline, $4.25 is a bargain.



5. Why would I think you live adjacent to an interstate? Because...you do.


There are two in the local area... I-20 and I-26. There's probably
ten in your "local area". So? hehe.. you're fun... but boring.


That interstate is closer than in your local area, dip****. We're 30
miles away from the closest interstate.