The Lobster Boat -- uh, Hatteras
On Jun 21, 9:15*am, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Zombie of Woodstock" wrote in message
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:51:10 -0400, Jim24242
wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
"We had the Hatteras for two years. Last year, out of the cold clear,
a broker approached me with an offer to buy. Our continued Florida
lifestyle was somewhat up in the air, because the two breadwinners
hereabouts were about to be offered long-term but temporary
assignments they could not refuse in the Washington, D.C., area. So,
after being romanced a little, we sold the Hatt for almost precisely
what we paid *for it. Not bad, after two full years of use. And I mean
full years. So, we didn't "make" any money off the Hatt, but we didn't
lose any either. The proceeds were prudently invested."
I'm glad it worked out, at least for one of the breadwinners. The other
bread winner went on to star in the Pillsbury commercials. You might
recognize him. Someone pokes their finger in his belly and he giggles..
Hey - I've never owned a Hatteras and if anybody here looks like the
Pillsbury Doughboy, it's me.
And I don't giggle - I laugh.
And if somebody pokes me with a finger, they had better be prepared to
have it returned to them in pieces.
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.................
Hee hee...that's putting Flatulent Jim in his place!
Imagine him starting his crap so early on a Sunday morning...and Fathers Day
to boot.
Flatulent Jim doesn't have children. Or a boat. Or a job. All he has is
memories of his days in the navy, when he chipped paint, pumped out
clogged heads, and slung hash. He's hiding in an undisclosed place in
central Florida, where no one with any sense lives.
Imagine...the Gulf on one side, the Atlantic on another, the Keys on
another...and choosing not to live near any of them.
About as smart as Loogy..... Comparable to a sack of hammers.
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