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jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
news
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying
skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them
alone out of professional courtesy.



Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?

Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians, but
scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?



Yeah, he's a pensioned out retiree, just like herring, the former
government employee who can't stand government employees.


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Please note that Interstate 90 will be closed this weekend across
South Dakota. This closure will allow the Federal Government free
access to haul a 200 ton piece of coal to Mt. Rushmore so that
President Obama can be added to the Presidents on the monument.
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