On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:44:37 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:16:48 -0400, John H
wrote:

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

The real question is did you use hand sanitizer after?

Oxalic acid. I was cleaning my boat when he showed up.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!