On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:56:51 -0400, John H
wrote:

And who set a new record for the most distance covered and fish
caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest time!

No way. You mean...nah, couldn't be. Really? Wow - that's quite an
accomplishment.

I wonder - no, couldn't be him. The type of boast...er...boats that
guy drives aren't fast enough to do something like that.