Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.