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Default Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars


"HK" wrote in message
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JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:50 pm, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:21:13 -0700, "Capt. JG"
wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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Well, not quite.
One of the things we really like about cruising is going out
exploring
in the dinghy. This afternoon we found a nice beach on an island
north of Green Turtle Cay that appeared to be deserted. Less than
two
minutes after landing however, a couple of local inhabitants came
out
to greet us. After polite apologies were offered, we were allowed
to
leave quickly and quietly:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/23519672
They look like babies... were the adults around?
I'd estimate about 30 inches high at the shoulder so definitely not
babies. No tusks fortunately but that could be a function of gender,
not sure though.
Any wild boar experts out there?
Well, if you said boors, I'd think they resembled our own JustHate and
his
BFF LooneyTunes.
Just my humble opinion of course.
Yeah, but both of those boors are just...loud-mouthed pussies.

30 inches high at the shoulder sure sounds like justhate...

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Yeah, and 60 inches around the middle sounds like you and Donnie..
Offer still stands if you want to stop by when you are in CT this
summer and try to say it to my face pussy.. But of course you won't
because you are a true coward..


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Since you have never seen me, or even a full photo of me, you have no idea
of my "dimensions," as it were. But we have seen photos of you: you are a
short little **** with a greasy ponytail handle on the back of your head
and therefore we know your "tough guy" talk is nothing more than your
compensating for being a pile of **** of insignificant stature.

In other words, you talk tough but there isn't enough of you to back up
your loud mouth.

Oh...as to "visiting" your neighborhood, well, from what I have seen of it
from your photos and from what you have written about yourself and your
neighbors, I'm going to pass. I wouldn't want my car stolen in broad
daylight, and I'm sure there isn't room in your kitchen to park it, what
with the baby motorcycle in there. Right?


JustHate talkin' tough again?
What a laugh...how could any of the long term regulars forget when he
thought Basskisser was coming up for one of his psycho visits.
Quick as a wink our Justhate went from a tough guy to a wimpering quivering
mess. He had everyone from the mayor to his paperboy rounded up to repel
Looney. It was truly pathetic.........