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On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:53:13 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
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On Jun 16, 3:26*pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said.

The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man
objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas
mask on is *suffocating *me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a
pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' *

'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to *when I pull your tooth!"

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John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson


Herring, thinking about cock again....... Loogy must've quit feeding
him, or it hasn't been his turn in the barrel in awhile, and he's
missing it...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey Donnie! Slammer's back with your kind of talk. Let's hear some of
your 'family' remonstrances!

WAFH!
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John H

""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Churchill