On Jun 11, 4:45*pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
I was wondering if anyone can give me suggestions that would allow me
talk about how wonderful my life is, how popular I am, how big my
lobster boat is etc, *without having to resort to making these silly "l
am *looking for suggestions" posts.

Make up a story about having a crab boil?