About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a
prayer and closes with an investigation.
Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have
for something they don't need.
Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the
closest our country has ever been to being even.
Will Rogers

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my
ignorance.
Will Rogers

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere
but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
Will Rogers

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will
belong to the select few.
Will Rogers

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can
make people laugh.
Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to
us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to
vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers



Will Rogers never met Harry.
Lu Powell