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Vic Smith Vic Smith is offline
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Default Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!

On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:41:25 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:58:48 -0500, Vic Smith
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1. Captain Barack Obama Probably the only one naive enough to take this ride
2. Boatswain Newton Gingrich Good with a whip
3. Engineer Bill O'Reilly helped engineer the Obama presidency
4. Navigator John McCain Probably the only one who really studied navigation, keeping the plane in the air, not so much.
5. Bard Keith Olbermann Best fiction writer in the bunch
6. Bait Nancy Pelosi Certainly attracts the sharks.
7. Shingle Maker Harry Reid Looks like he has shingles so he may be the expert
8. Fast Order Cook Sarah Palin Makes a mean albatross stew


Well thought out, Admiral.
Might get them past Sanibel, if they leave at first light.
Wish I could see them off.
Oh, forgot to mention the boat's name.
Mary Celeste. It's just sorta nice.

--Vic