On Jun 7, 3:38*pm, "lupowell" wrote:
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On Jun 6, 5:19 pm, "lupowell" wrote:

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in
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On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open
it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open
it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

ROTFL!!!

I'm back!

WHOO HOO!!!!

Who are you again?

Just a retired Florida boy who enjoys political humor of any stripe, and
thinking for myself. Last time I posted to this group, my forum name
might
have been "Lu Powell". I left for awhile, but missed Herr Krause's
maniacal
rants. Reminded me of my ex-wife. I still miss her.

I've talked with you Lu. You used to work for Leece-neville if I
remember correctly.

Not me. thirty years law enforcement in three agencies. Same thirty years
in
military reserve. Managed short stint on faculty in north Florida
university. Did a few years in software consulting and training with a
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Cool! Perhaps you could give me some pointers about how to go about
prosecuting people who make false allegations about illegal activity.
I've been accused of breaking my daughter's arms (she had a bicycle
accident), growing pot, sending illegal drugs in the U.S. mail, among
other things. I have the guys name, address and phone number.

Sorry, I'm retired, plus you need legal advice. If your accuser is a
resident of Maryland, formerly of Florida, sic the KKK on him. I hear
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It sure is! The KKK is headquartered there. I've got friends in the
area if I really need them to do anything for me.