Buy high, sell low. Especially when in a panic.

And always follow the advice of Jim Cramer, especially when you are
inebriated.

He wouldn't have a TV show if he didn't know what he was doing.

I'm throwing all my money into incandesent light bulbs and old style
CRT televisions.

With the GOP's futuristic advice about their return to Reaganism, it
can't miss.


My advice is better than anyones because I'm a real capitalist.