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HK

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On May 27, 9:58 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
Old weird harold has... this NG, his laptop, a family that has shunned
him, and a wife waiting for him to die so she can carry on. To be
senile and a shut-in? Sad.
Wow...a slice of life, and obviously the favorite fantasy of the
right-wing trash (you know, you and your buddies) who stink up this
newsgroup.

Is this something you came up with yourself, Jackoff?

You post all day long... even on "vacation", You've posted in the past
that your children don't have any contact with you, your wife is
supposedly younger but doesn't allow you to have your name on the
house and has set you up in an "apartment" in the basement, you are
*very* forgetful, and for supposedly having a boat and living in one
of the best boating areas in the eastern US, you don't use it. You,
by your own admission, used your old boat just 25 hours in three
years. Hell, I used my boat 25 hours in the last two months.

I would tell you to put Karen out of her misery by dying in your sleep
tonight, but that would be too much like something you'd post. So
come back tomorrow... we need the comedy.

WAFA.

1. I usually take my laptop with me to check email and to send and
retrieve files on which I am working. Even on "vacation." The nature of
my work as a consultant does not allow me to be out of touch for long
when my clients are busy, since I write and produce their promotional
materials, brochures, financial reports, and suchlike. Two of my clients
are in the banking and financial services industries. The latter is
having the best year in its history. :)

2. My wife and I own *different* pieces of real estate for reasons that
are no one's business but ours.

3. I am in regular contact with my children and with grandchildren and
nephews. No nieces. I never posted I was out of contact with my
relatives, or anything like that.

4. My wife is nearly two decades younger than I am. We've been married
for nearly two decades. Why be married to a woman your own age when you
can be married to a much younger one?

5. I have my home office in the basement, and my wife has her home
office in a spare bedroom. She gets and makes covered, confidential,
health-related calls. I do not.

6. My boating hours so far this season exceed yours.

Oh, and unlike you, I don't live within spitting distance of a U.S.
Interstate highway named after, yuck, Strom Thurmond.

As I said, you have interesting fantasies about me.