On May 21, 9:25*pm, HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? * *snerk- Hide quoted text -

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That must be some vacation you're on. Sitting in a hotel room pounding
on your keyboard all of the time. Of course, besides fishing and
shopping, there isn't much in Vero anyway.