On Sun, 17 May 2009 14:21:59 -0700, jps wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2009 14:13:18 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2009 11:58:03 -0700, jps wrote:



You're channeling Andy Rooney.

Don't know what channeling means.
Know a bit about channel catfish, though.
I thought Andy Rooney was dead.
Am I a straight man, or what?

--Vic

Many folks think Andy is dead but he's still broadcasting so I'm
guessing he's still with us.

The miracle of video editing. He's been dead for years, they just
keep cutting and remixing his old stuff to make it new. :)

Channeling is indeed acting as a spritual channel for the dead but, in
humor, you can use it to channel the living.

Yep and Shirley MacLaine was once Charlemagne’s mistress, an orphan
brought up by elephants, Nefertiti’s handmaiden and a model for
Toulouse-Lautrec among other things.

I was Hannibal and Attila the Hun. :)