So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.

Jack
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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Doug thanks for the migraine headache. I will be coming to your house to
pick up the medicine personally to remove the pain. ö¿ö

rotflmao

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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This is bait & switch. I'm callin' the NY attorney general. :-)

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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Well Doug, you can always by the books don't get MAD GET EVEN, and
SCREW
YOU
II. They are packed full of great nasties for your type of problem.

Good luck on solving your inconvenience.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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ROTFLMAO

Sorry Doug I am no long sanctioned to do wet work.


Well, don't go around teasing people like that! I was gonna have you
take
care of the guy AND his damned dog.