On May 15, 11:10*am, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 12:07:02 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

I can walk on water?

I know a guy who can stand on water. He skiis barefoot.

Casady

When I first learned to waterski, I could ski on my butt, without skis.

Yes, but look at the size of your butt.

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There's no two skis made that would add up to the surface area of
Harry's fat nasty ass.