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On Sat, 09 May 2009 15:31:10 -0500, Vic Smith
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On Sat, 09 May 2009 12:33:06 -0700, jps wrote:

Jesus, whatever serves your partisan purpose Richard. Will you be
joining Hannity in "Dijongate: Obama orders burger with foreign,
elitist mustard?"

That's funny. Did Hannity call it Dijongate?
I quit watching him. He's too much like a parrot.
As I recall Obama had a problem ordering a Philly steak
sandwich too. Can't remember the details.
Good for me.
Yuppie politicians should remember 3 words when they order food
with the camera on. "Gimme the works."
If the food server asks anything, *anything* to that
you just say "What is it you don't understand about the works?"
Then if you take a bite and want to puke, or your mouth catches on
fire, you say "Hey, wrap this up for me. I'm gonna take it home and
give some to Michelle and the girls. They'll love it."
Problem solved. Everybody thinks you're a square guy, a family man,
and frugal too.

--Vic


I'm responsible for Dijongate. Didn't quite get there but dang close.
Funny thing is that many burger officanados say that mustard, dijon or
otherwise, is a proper condiment and ketchup is for kids.

Hannity damned near made it into a breach of national security, right
next to Freedom Fries in the historical (hysterical) record.

I think your approach is good but the guy is just trying to get fed in
the way he likes it. Don't blame him for ordering what he wants.

The funniest part is that the place they were at had condiments that
could have registered 10 on the elitist-sounding scale. I just thank
God he didn't ask for any of them! Hannity would have soiled himself.