"jps" wrote in message
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On Sun, 5 Apr 2009 22:03:58 -0700 (PDT), Tim
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On Apr 5, 10:05 pm, jps wrote:
On Sun, 5 Apr 2009 20:05:10 -0600, "SteveB"
wrote:





"jps" wrote in message
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The tragedies in NY, PA and now WA could have been averted if
everyone
owned and carried a gun. We clearly need to arm everyone, including
small children who may otherwise fall victim to their own parents.

We also need to adopt a policy of shooting first and asking the
questions later. Everyone is a suspected perpetrator until an autopsy
proves otherwise.

We should also get the word out as quickly as possible that Obama
plans on taking our guns away so we can get some use out of them
before that day comes.

Mostly, we need guns to deal with people like you.

Yes, surely. If one of your children turn out like me you'll take care
of them with a gun before they have a chance to do you in.

Not much chance of fleeing when your floor plan is double wide.

Relax man, none of my kids turned out like you.

They're sane.

I'm totally relaxed so no need to worry. It's the buffoons who think
Obama's coming to take their guns away that need to relax.

And I'm sure there's little chance you'd have had a kid like me.
First, you'd have had to attract a mate with a 200+ IQ to come close
to producing a child like me. I'm sure the odds were orders of
magnitude short of likely. Second, oh hell I don't even need a second
reason.

No worries tho', I'm sure your kids are considered competent to stand
trial in any southern court and probably even smart enough to fill out
the paperwork necessary to be granted a concealed carry permit.

A man with such a high IQ should know that the movement to disarm America is
not a false idea. You need to direct your intelligence to that for a while.

BTW, all my children are above average, and all good looking. I truly wish
the country had more like them. All four college grads. Three of them
parents, the youngest getting his masters right now, and wants to wait. But
he was engaged to a Mensa girl, and found her boring. Imagine that. One
Mensa finding another boring. Go figger.

Steve