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On Apr 6, 2:20 am, jps wrote:
On Sun, 5 Apr 2009 22:03:58 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Apr 5, 10:05 pm, jps wrote:
On Sun, 5 Apr 2009 20:05:10 -0600, "SteveB"
wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
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The tragedies in NY, PA and now WA could have been averted if everyone
owned and carried a gun. We clearly need to arm everyone, including
small children who may otherwise fall victim to their own parents.
We also need to adopt a policy of shooting first and asking the
questions later. Everyone is a suspected perpetrator until an autopsy
proves otherwise.
We should also get the word out as quickly as possible that Obama
plans on taking our guns away so we can get some use out of them
before that day comes.
Mostly, we need guns to deal with people like you.
Yes, surely. If one of your children turn out like me you'll take care
of them with a gun before they have a chance to do you in.
Not much chance of fleeing when your floor plan is double wide.
Relax man, none of my kids turned out like you.
They're sane.
I'm totally relaxed so no need to worry. It's the buffoons who think
Obama's coming to take their guns away that need to relax.

And I'm sure there's little chance you'd have had a kid like me.
First, you'd have had to attract a mate with a 200+ IQ to come close
to producing a child like me. I'm sure the odds were orders of
magnitude short of likely. Second, oh hell I don't even need a second
reason.

No worries tho', I'm sure your kids are considered competent to stand
trial in any southern court and probably even smart enough to fill out
the paperwork necessary to be granted a concealed carry permit.- Hide quoted text -

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Whooo boy... Three story 3400 square foot house and a wife with a 200+
IQ... LOL. You are getting as good as Harry, or bad, however you look
at it snerk... And I am the Queen of England

I don't understand why these alleged holders of such high IQ's bother to
come around here and mix with the uneducated masses. It must be because
Mensa rejected them for being too smart or that Mensa determined that
someone else took the entrance test for them.