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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago

LAKELAND, Fla. – An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus
for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on
a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday
to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was
difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form
the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said
he broke wind in class.

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More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.