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Ron Wilson wrote:
Now for the second matter. I was wondering is this "Wilbur" was just
lucky guessing about me and my boat. Seemed way too much to be just
coincidence. Then someone pointed his real identity. I deeply reget
to say that yes I have had a few run ins in person with the guy. I
live on Matecumbe Key (Upper) and everyone's friend is moored just a
few hundred yards to the west. I can see his yellow **** stain of a
boat from my 2nd floor.
Ok that is a pretty solid confirmation that Wilma really is ADN.
Now the sockpuppets will be claiming that *you* are Wilma and they've
been trolling us, but as Wilma has *never* produced photographic
evidence of any claim, that's easy enough to disprove if you'll play
along. A link to a photo of you by your boat, holding either the new or
broken hatch should do it :-)
He was the guy who claimed I broke his
notebook computer. Turn about is fair play so here's the dirt on the
guy.
Pity you didn't break it permanently. Just about every sailor on usenet
would happily chip in on a defence fund if you got him off the net and
he tried to sue. . .
He's been living here ever since I was here which is 15 years. He's
infamous for his letters to the editor of the local papers and has an
opinion on everything. You can usually find him drunk down at the
Lorilie Bar, just look for the heavily rusted Toyota pickup parked
outside. When he's on his boat he parks the rust heap over on Mastic
St where the rust stains are embedded into the pavement. He's not a
full time liveaboard he rents a room in a house over on Catherine St,
I don't recall the address but can easily go look. I've seen him
around town with an attractive but very dumb Cuban woman. They both
tried living aboard **** boat and the fighting could be heard over one
mile away across the water, especially at night. He's usually in some
type of minor legal trouble such as peeing over the side of his boat
in view of people, perpetual parking violations and loitering. The
Asian food place is the only place that tolerated him. I could go on
and on about him and probably write a book. The police found a big
stash of stolen property in the mangroves and never found out who
stole it. The telltale sign was a well beaten path leading straight to
the shoreline closest to his boat. I hope all this information ****es
the Sot off royally, he deserves. If he doesn't shut up I have much
more to tell like the time the Greek sponge guy beat him senseless.
Keep up the good work "Wilbur" so I can conjur up some embarrassing
photos of you.
*please* do. Dont compromise yourself taking them though, strictly in
public places :-) A 'rouges' gallery of shots of Wilma, that anyone who
believes him could be directed to would be a service to the sailing
community.
That aside, thanks again everyone for the help and suggestions.
Hopefully someday I can return the favor.
Ron Wilson
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